Cat Flu

A highly contagious disease characterized by cold like symptoms and the inability to keep from signing Cat Stevens songs.

1: " If you want to sing out, sing out...Achoo!"

2: What's wrong with you dude?

1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu

by jpears March 27, 2010

Flu Shot Guilt

The guilt projected onto a person that doesn't want to or believe in taking the flu shot vaccine.

You say "No" meaning "I don't want you to inject me with formaldehyde & mercury" and the nurse gives you the flu shot guilt by sending you a look like you just said "there's no such thing as God."

by Veritas Caput February 4, 2012

Flu flammin

To lie about definitions of words

Michael did not believe that Flu Flammin meant Robbin houses

by Daizee February 18, 2019

swine flu

The kind of flu you get from hamjobs.

I heard that Melissa Joan Hart got the swine flu from giving out so many hamjobs.

by Justin Hamjob May 13, 2009

Flu-Like Symptoms

Sports code for "hangover."

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."

by TobyTheRobot September 9, 2008

Modern Warfare Flu

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game

Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu

by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009

Ebola Bird Flu

A statement used to describe being horribly sick and feeling really shitty.

Noah asked Jack where Callum was, Jack replied "Oh he's at home sick yeah he has got a nasty case of Ebola Bird Flu"

by thelittleprowler April 7, 2015