when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
by rick fooey March 8, 2010
Get the text mileagemug. Ashley: Hey guys did you see tht new movie?
Sarah: Yeah Ashley it was great.
Alex:Yeah i liked it. What did you think Sarah?
Sarah:I thought it was awesome. How abotu you, Ashley?
Ashley:Great . Thanks for deciding to Triangle Text.
Sarah: Yeah Ashley it was great.
Alex:Yeah i liked it. What did you think Sarah?
Sarah:I thought it was awesome. How abotu you, Ashley?
Ashley:Great . Thanks for deciding to Triangle Text.
by cutmeupashley August 23, 2009
Get the Triangle Textmug. The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
by Jibberish July 19, 2016
Get the Selective textingmug. To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008
Get the Safe Textmug. When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
by Live To Text July 9, 2010
Get the Text Telepathymug. *texting*
Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?
Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.
Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.
*end texting*
Friend: Who was that?
Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.
Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?
Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.
Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.
*end texting*
Friend: Who was that?
Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.
by britt_britt000 May 27, 2011
Get the Brag Textmug. A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017
Get the sample textmug.