dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Dealing smoke

When you deal the good

Hey you dealing smoke?

by 77feet February 15, 2020

womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.

"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"

by Finseed April 01, 2020

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

The Booty Deal

When The entertainment and media industry offers somebody with great influence, a life of luxury and fame in exchange for something strange. AKA “the Booty Deal”.

Im pretty sure young John took the Booty deal.

by Fred Amateur Rebel January 07, 2024

Big Deal

Big Deal FPS or GregFPS, known for being "pretty much a BIG DEAL".

Wow, GregFPS is a big deal.

by egirl7077 July 03, 2017

Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.

Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024