you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly

On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.

Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl

Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly

by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023

Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.

Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."

by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025

tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.

"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"

by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023