Techno Dance Party

An uppity private school event at which 98% of those attending are totally and completely wasted, shit-faced, and moshing to techno music.

1:Hey, how many people got caught at the techno dance party?
2:Oh, you were removed? Was it because of the techno dance party?

by William Berry February 7, 2009

Techno

The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.

"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

by scorchedangel March 15, 2009

Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."

If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.

by Bluepies February 10, 2005

techno

A type of music that dumb people like me can dance to. I don't know why I like it, I just do.

I caught my dad dancing to my Song For The Lonely club remix, and he was dancing up a storm.

by Lemons The Seamonkey December 28, 2003

Techno Rap

Techno rap is a term which defines popular anime music in a rap with technobeats which tends to correspond with cartoons or are affiliated with japanime. Music genres like Gorillaz and MCchris, and Lika MC usually define techno-rap. Blondie has started this genre with her hit 'Eating Cars' lyrics to the song Rapture. This genre gained popularity in the 80s. Certain songs from groups such as the Pixies or bands like the Pil can be defined as techno rap as well.

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by anon76889 March 25, 2010

Techno Handjob

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.

I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob

by Waffles818 January 21, 2011

technocrat

adj; noun;

an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.

Yes, I am a technocrat. And yes, I thought the Deadmau5 set at EDC 2010 was slow and boring.

by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010