either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
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Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
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Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
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by Justin The Something August 26, 2007
Get the college textbook mug.Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
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Get the Tent Pitcher mug.The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
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