Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.

I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.

Fire Taint by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009

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Tahney

The sexiest thing ever. She is a great poet and the only person who knows how to herd goats these days. She can really shake that thing.

I LOVE TAHNEY! SHE IS A BABE!

Tahney by Tahney November 15, 2011

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Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.

My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.

Lick taint by Kapital-K* October 26, 2015

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taint

From the germanic word "taintobogen" meaning scrumptious center skin

Commonly refers to the area between a human's asshole and it's weiner/vag depending on sex

Also used in the most colloquial of settings to mean nearly anything

noun
Jim- yo man check out the taint on that whore
Bart- tell me it taint so

verb
Henry- you better shut the fuck up before i taint your other eye

adv.
Susan- oh my god beth! did you see how taint johnny looks today?

adj.
Richard-what a taint of a woman

conj.
Sam- i put on my shoes taint my mother goodbye

taint by Sameer Forster January 4, 2008

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