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twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
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twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
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Twat slime

The moist goop that builds up in a ladies vaginal quarters when she is in a state of arrousle.
Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010
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twatting it down

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
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twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.
that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.
by marniac June 5, 2009
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selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014
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slobber twat

the features of the female clitty after having long hot sex.
*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
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