Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.
Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!
by Dirty Rogue March 21, 2010
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twat cotton

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.
by Revvie September 05, 2015
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selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014
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lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.
I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.
by THDrummer November 20, 2016
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twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.
He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.
by Twabasco February 15, 2009
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Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.
When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!
by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017
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Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.
I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.
by GABJ February 19, 2019
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