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lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.
I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.
by THDrummer November 20, 2016
mugGet the lasagna twatmug.

twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.
You ol twat hound you.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
mugGet the twat houndmug.

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
mugGet the twatting hellmug.

selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014
mugGet the selfish-twatmug.

slobber twat

the features of the female clitty after having long hot sex.
*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
mugGet the slobber twatmug.

twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
mugGet the twat chiselmug.

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.
by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021
mugGet the dick twatmug.

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