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TV Jetlag

When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because you just left the US, and when you get back you've just missed the end of the season.
Tarek can't go out dancing tonight, because he's got such bad TV Jetlag. He'll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.
by fatpiggy December 9, 2008
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English Tree Tv

A goofy ahh channel about learning letters, colors, numbers, and more

Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.
English Tree TV is brainrot! Why are you watching it?
by Ganado June 6, 2025
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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OCD tv

To watch a tv show obsessively - episode after episode.
With the new Arrested Development coming last night, I've got a major case of OCD tv.
by Deebees May 26, 2013
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Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
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blue moon tv

A very funny YouTuber, who tries hard on his YouTube channel!
Did you watch Blue moon Tv's new video it was hilarious!!
by Luna222000 December 21, 2016
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(NIGHTLY TV)

(NIGHTLY TV) Is an American Nighttime YouTube Channel that records all kinds of craziness, run by Johnny Wirtson, and Tom Gluik
by ewgrosspeople08 December 1, 2020
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