Turkish exchange rate

Clogged belly button

His Turkish exchange rate kind of turned me on!!!

by AleMo September 18, 2016

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

turkish thank you

The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick

David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date

by Dannydaddy March 28, 2024

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character first seen in the viral "Tiktok Rizz Party"(actually a sweet 16) video featuring a group of boys singing and dancing to the song "Carnival" by Kanye West.

Turkish Quandale Dingle stands near the group leader who stands in the middle of the video. In another clip he is seen with his tongue out and arms swaying, almost as a call to the group leader for approval.

Reminiscant of the original Quandale Dingle, a soul of wisdom, Turkish Quandale Dingle brings new light to the table.

The following character archetype has gone under severe analysis by various internet scholars. Some have suggested the friend dynamic resembles the animal relationship in George Orwell's Animal Farm (Brando).

Ebk Jaaybo: "Aye look at Turkish Quandale Dingle. He can really dance!"

by ExternalOper April 8, 2024

Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021

Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025