Toledo Hotpipe

A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.

Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"

Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"

Jimmie: "Bitch"

by Ralph Munch January 16, 2010

Tolf

a combination of Golf and Tennis.
You play with a tennis ball, and a golf club.

Let's play Tolf today!

by Wena.wonderland July 25, 2009

to'l

Abbreviation/Quick Text for total. Popularized by teh_pwnerer (Jeremy) from Pure Pwnage, a popular internet comedy series.

zaq101 - Look at that to'l ubern00b.

by zaq101 December 29, 2005

tolerance

disguise of one's learned or inate prejudice's/biases in public

We are very tolerant of *sic* behavior here.

by wriggler February 21, 2005

Tolo

Titties Out Legs Open

Last night was a Tolo! Tolo!

by TitanWeb October 29, 2012

university of toledo

university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!

UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)

by kristy December 7, 2004

Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010