Hard Times

When there are no chicks around. Something is really weak.

This fuckin party is hard times.

by Jon Streeter January 26, 2004

tidusjeff

Horribly programmed forum/irc bot infamous around img chat for both his horrible spelling and insane quotes.

<Tidusjeff> WTF IS LUNCHER?

by Fartz April 9, 2004

timesicle

stopping time in the same way a rocket pop or creamsicle would freeze.

Steward: jd, will you do me a favor?
Jd: maybe?
Steward: pleeease?
Jd: okay
Steward: freeze time so I don't have to leave?
Jd: ...
Steward: like a popsicle
Jd: like a timesicle

by leannoftrades March 8, 2009

Tide Pole

A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.

"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!

by SpankUrFace February 27, 2011

Tide pod

Tasty treat that is totally not deadly

I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation

by Kid lover69 January 22, 2018

Tide Pod

A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.

Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!

Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b

Dequan: Bet

Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope

by HetricFriend February 6, 2018

tide podder

Someone who is part generation that eats tide pods.

Hey joe, listen to this tide podder talk about donald trump feeding fish.

by College dullard February 25, 2018