Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.

"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"

by seusswizard January 15, 2014

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

pussy slayer

A person who masters in the art of picking up girls, and eventually sleeping with them.

Matt is an amazing pussy slayer, he's fucking a different girl every night.

by MPSMagna December 21, 2011

Pussy Down

The exact opposite of the phrase "Man up".

Jeff was firing two Benelli M3s at the same time at the shooting range earlier. He needed to "Pussy Down", there wasn't enough manliness at the range for all of us.

by RAWakefield May 7, 2010

rancid pussy

A very dirty filthy smelly vagina that isn't fit for banging

Steve. I'm going to ask jenny out tonight!
Billy. Eweee mate jenny got a rancid pussy, last person to go up her lost a leg to gangrene

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

pussy bullying

Spousal abuse that involves the vagina

Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020