Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.
The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.
by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005
Get the Nescafé Handshakemug. A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021
Get the Alabama Handshakemug. When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her
by Strokeahole February 7, 2019
Get the The Golden Handshakemug. The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)
Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.
by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016
Get the Presidential handshakemug. by ArnoldBath June 26, 2015
Get the sarasota handshakemug. While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom August 11, 2013
Get the Mondo Handshakemug. Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
by klausfiend January 28, 2017
Get the alt-handshakemug.