Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

Push wood

The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.

I wanna look good naked so she'll do me when she's sober...I need to push wood.

by Kilo2-2 January 22, 2011

wood pudding

the act of sex, ya know, putting the wood to some little slut.

hey melissa, how bout some wood pudding for dessert?

by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007

Jordyn Woods

A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner

aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)

person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?

person 2. No who's that?

person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend

by windows xpp February 26, 2019

Pecker-Wood

A bigoted term for an individual of European descent.

"Goddamn Pecker-Woods..."

by Auaine November 26, 2003

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 8, 2011