teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

rocketry teacher

Unlike regular teachers a rocketry teacher generally gets paid vast sums of money. Most are fairly skilled and possess a good deal of guts. This is, of course, because they deal with multiple small children and explosives at the same time.

Someone who teaches model rocketry at a summer camp would be a rocketry teacher.

by FireBush July 25, 2006

Sugar teacher

A teacher that exchanges sexual favors for good grades

Teacher: Abby, you are going to fail my class!
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*

by y-axis March 10, 2021

English Teacher

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.

Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.

by milayaaa November 28, 2020

Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

witch teacher

A teacher that usually has major rare black hair or rare white hair, its a main priority to tell these rare feminist witch teachers to fack off

Wow that teacher made me stay in class after school!, what a witch teacher

by george maerkro November 6, 2017