The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017
Get the Hebrew Hammermug. When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013
Get the Purple Hammermug. During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"
So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!
by Krista Jonny D November 11, 2007
Get the The Jam Hammermug. by s98 October 27, 2007
Get the gravity hammermug. by MED November 5, 2003
Get the pork hammermug. by panchito loquito October 30, 2011
Get the Hammermug. by cheesehammer April 21, 2010
Get the cheese hammersmug.