Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.
Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
by shotybounce April 23, 2009

The opposite of "The Spiderman"; the girl catching the cum of the guy, and throwing it into his face like Spiderman
by BBBHH December 9, 2008

To go wild and not care about what happens next similar to yolo but more fun,
To take drugs with alcohol
To take drugs with alcohol
by Goblin lover May 8, 2022

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!
or
Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
or
Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.
Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.
See ass clown
Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.
See ass clown
I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.
Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
by T November 30, 2004

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
by Goblin king April 17, 2019

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023
