Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
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outta the closet

(adj) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.
He decided to come outta da closet.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.
Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.
by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016
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Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!
by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021
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Closet mom

A woman who is not upfront about being a mother.
“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom
by Ubbhed September 08, 2019
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cloak closet

What old farts call a coat closet
I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.
by oeMiD January 05, 2014
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closeted marxist

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.
- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.
by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018
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