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show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022
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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up
by landry January 9, 2021
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021
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tell me again

A phrase that is used as an alternate to the polygraph test. And can be used to elevate heart-rate beyond normal.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.
by ellenrosuvelt April 18, 2020
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Tell Yuh

"Tell Yuh" or "I Tell Yuh" can be used in a variety of ways. Whether at the end of a conversation with a friend, or just a simple greeting. If you ever find yourself arguing or just wanna agree with what the other person is saying, hit them with a simple "I Tell Yuh"
" Hey Jim, lovely day isn't it?" "I Tell Yuh"

"This Skibbidi Toilet sure needs cleaning" "I Tell Yuh"

"Hey, you think it's gonna rain today?" "I Tell Yuh"

Tell Yuh
by Tell Yuh April 24, 2025
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