Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Shylong

The Art of loving someone beyfect
The art of loving someone out of ur league
The art of loving someone that deserves way more than the world can offer.
The art of loving Cheyenne long.

Eat.Sleep.Shylong.Repeat

by YBTheKidd December 8, 2023

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

by Sisores April 11, 2024

Shlong

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024

Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

Shlongdingaling

Cock

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!

by Mightyminer May 14, 2024