Swedish Mailbox

A sexual position when you are both somewhere public and you can't take your clothes off, so the girl slides her pants and panties down slightly, enough to fit your cock and balls into and slide inside her.

We were making out in the laundry room and I un zipped her pants and gave her the swedish mailbox

by ciruelamante January 19, 2010

swesome

Some one that is called Sam but who is incredible awesome and sexy

Hot chick 1: Oh who is that guy over there

Hot chick 2: Thats Sam, he is so swesome

by Legend wait for it dairy December 10, 2010

Swedish Labriynth

The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.

"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."

by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011

Swedish Meatball

A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.

Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?

by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011

swest

Mikey "Its a marvel of the english language"
Two stories of origin:
A couple guys on a chair lift in Vermont making up words combining existing words, in this case "Sweet" and "Best".
And the other possible origin giving 'Swest' a new meaning...
A group of stoners bought the biggest rolling papers they could find, attached several together around a wooden table leg and filled it with greenery. The Joint was named 'Swest'

"swest"
it replaces words such as cool, sweet, nice, awesome, and a large doobie, joint, gagger, blunt, johnny etc...

by bouton October 14, 2005

Swedish Software Store

The Pirate Bay, or any other Torrent site for that matter.

I seen the new version of Windows was out, so I rushed to the Swedish Software Store

by tydin April 5, 2011

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011