Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.
"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."
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Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.
Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.
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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 6, 2004
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Sweater

An article of clothing that your mother makes you wear whenever she is cold.
Son comes inside, from riding his bike, to get a drink of water.

Son: "Mom I'm going back out to ride with my friends."
Mom: " Get back here young man. It's cold out there. You are not going back out until you put this sweater on."
Son: But mom! It's 68° and I'll be too hot.

Mom: You will. Not go back out without wearing this. End of story.

Son: OK Mom.
by T0my2T0n3 November 30, 2017
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texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.
by j5hrp April 7, 2011
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sweater sweat

The sweat you got from a sweater in the heat.
Guy 1: It’s fucking hot in here dude.
Guy 2: Well take off your sweater you shitbag!
Guy 1: Dude, I got sweater sweat!
Guy 2: Nice.
by Fucking Nig- July 19, 2018
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