by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014
Get the dry surprise mug.Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
by MisterPhister September 29, 2019
Get the Buffalo Surprise mug.An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.
by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021
Get the pissy surprise mug.I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.
by Asianpoker January 31, 2022
Get the cim surprise mug.In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
(person 2) NICE!
by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009
Get the Montana roadside surprise mug.A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009
Get the White snot surprise mug.An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
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