When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time
Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008
Get the Surf N Turfmug. by Jenken August 10, 2017
Get the surfing the red seamug. An epic saying that normies say referring the surf boarding and boogie boarding. Whenever you hear them say it makes you chuckle a little and tell your mates. It also is common aussie slang.
by DennethPenneth August 27, 2019
Get the Surf n' Boogmug. A term used by skateboarders when breaking entry into private property in order to skateboard appropriate terrane without permission. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “Charlie don't surf!” A way of saying “I don't care about the risks, there's no way I'm not riding that!”
"Look at that handrail! But there's a padlock on the fence and a 'beware of the dogs' sign... Charlie Don't Surf!"
by Roddy McTawdry June 26, 2019
Get the Charlie Don't Surfmug. This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012
Get the Surf And Turf Rulemug. by avan7294 January 25, 2012
Get the Surfing Dude Nipplesmug. A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.
by Stevemando November 29, 2009
Get the Surf N' Turfmug.