Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.

Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."

by IH47 January 11, 2012

stupid muthafucka

You.

If you smoke 'caine you a stupid muthafucka.

by vi_tenebris May 27, 2020

Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.

DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.

by alternateolympus October 30, 2023

Keemstar Stupid

When someone is so stupid like Keemstar they become "Keemstar Stupid"

"You are really Keemstar stupid God damn."

by Jige0n March 17, 2021

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012