Stressation

Stressation - Being both stressed & Depressed at the same time. Unable to decompress the stress, amplifies the depression creating a vicious loop cycle

I though a vacation would get rid of this stressation, but it’s just made it worse.

I don’t care what Jessica thinks about me, I’m on a bad stressation trip as it is.

Me: These rushes are causing so much stress in starting to feel depressed.

Them: Same, it’s called Stressation

by $wag_Boy_2015 June 20, 2022

stressd

he/they bitch editor with no friends no family no house no education no life no license no job and no money; obsessed with Oscar Isaac and the MCU.

A: stressd just released a new edit!
B: great, who the fuck is that

by stressd68 October 16, 2022

Stressfest

When lots of events are happening to you at the same time, taking up lots of your time and nerves.

Bodie: "Hey Johnny, how have you been? I haven't talked to you in a while."
Johnny: "Dude, in the past month I got in a car wreck, Lisa left me and my dog died".
Bodie: "Sorry to hear, man. Sounds like a real Stressfest".

by Bayareaboy17 October 21, 2022

Stress

Nuri

Nuri: I am the definition of stress

by Finny_boi October 25, 2022

Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness

Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!

by Ninarose2456 November 6, 2022

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022

Stressfuk

A well-thought-out adjective that defines a stressful-as-fuck situation where your brain goes sideways due to the amount of stress you have to endure.

"I have a list of stressfuk tasks with the shortest deadlines possible. I'm going nuts."

by casque October 3, 2022