awk shock

The stomach-turning shock that fills your body when you notice that someone who are awkward with (ie a previous hook up, or some one that you are embarrassed to be around) is in the vicinity. An awk shock may lead to a feeling of fear and nervousness, and the act of squealing, running, ducking, or hiding to avoid the awkwardness.

I had a full-blown awk shock when I turned around to see that the person who I hooked up with last week was standing right in front of me in the dining hall.

by lschurme March 25, 2009

sock booger

The annoying lint balls that form in socks after they have been washed.

Dude, I've been walking around all day with a sock booger and it is driving me insane.

by Billy Fricken Badass December 9, 2007

Shock the Jawa

Any sexual act that involves exposing the mans penis to an electric current of some form.

My girlfreind complained that I couldn't get off when we screwed. Then I had the idea to Shock the Jawa and she hasn't complained since.

by Orcaman December 11, 2009

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Stick Sisters

Similar to tunnel buddies, stick sisters are two or more girls that have slept with the same man on the same or different occasions.

Megan and Azia both had wild, raw-doggin' sex with John, so that makes them stick sisters.

by The Red China Incident May 17, 2011

Stick it in that Old thing

.Stick it in that old thing is a phrase used by the YouTubers Woody And Kleiny

Hey my Woody lad stick it in that old thing
?Oh what? that old thing
.it's a little bit too easy

by Manager Darryl November 18, 2020

Dynamite Stick

Aroused male genitilia or 'Hard On'. Heard for the first time when a man, well known to be completely insane, was overheard discussing masturbation during group therapy in Boston, Massachusetts.

I grabbed my dynamite stick and rocketed into the fourth dimension of existence!

by Falter Ego March 25, 2007