Skurfer

Someone who skateboards and surfs

Well I love skating and I love surfing so I can classify myself one over another; Call me a Skurfer

by Equisson June 20, 2009

smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat September 15, 2005

Smurfette Girl

an annoying girl with a crazy tan
and an uneven face that looks like the small creature from the 1980s cartoon show. also she usually thinks shes skinny but shes not.

i think we should like toooottaly be jealous of the smurfette girl like shes so
oo pretty and hot and skinny and she seems like super smart

by girl.li.shuss February 16, 2009

papa smurf

A papa smurf is when you are getting head from a female and you stick your dick in a bucket of dark blue paint. Then you precede to cock slap the bitch with it right in her face time after time to get the full smurf effect. After this is done, the male will then bring out some pubes that were died white and cut recently. You will throw it on the girls face and apply the white beard to the female by using your own homemade glue, your cum. The Papa Smurf is very pleasurable and is reccomended for people everywhere. The Papa Smurf is great for those who enjoy a good Abraham Lincoln. Once you go blue, you know what to do. The Papa Smurf is a timeless classic.

A Papa Smurf is when you make the girls face blue and give her a homemade beard. Not reccomended for people over 65 because the experience may induce an instant heart attack due to the greatest sexual experience in their old lives.

by Papa Matt April 25, 2006

Smurfin'

A type of dance move, where you stand still your with arms crossed and just tap your foot to the beat.

My man was breakdancing and I was straight smurfin'.

by Snackmaster April 19, 2006

Hefty Smurf

a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.

Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.

Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?

by WeekendWarrior22 June 16, 2010