Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled

Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful

by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014

spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

spoon test

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015

Spooner

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018

Spoonel

Spoonel is a godess that wheb she touches something it immediately becomes beautiful. It is said that she is the best girlfriend anyone could ask for. A Spoonel is a godess that possess such divine beauty that it draws in the D'Angelo species to protecc. Some theorize that her spice is similar to D'Angelo's.

Spoonel is the most lovely girl ever.

by SpicyKinght November 22, 2019

Spoon

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

by Saxy Sam December 17, 2019