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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.
Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.
by InclineVillage May 4, 2009
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Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.
1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?
by TheFlameX March 25, 2010
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Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018
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Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know
1. If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it off of you.

2. Friend 1: That was some big oof right there!
Friend 2: So you're the one that I sponged "big oof" from!
by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020
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Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
by nyf’e January 1, 2022
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