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Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.
Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.
by rburton October 1, 2009
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banana split

when a man performs a reverse deep stick sexual position on his partner (either in the pussy or asshole) while the partner eats out his asshole and/or sucks on his ball sack.
matt: hey girl you wanna get banana splitted?
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks
by crocock May 11, 2009
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7 10 Split

When you're going at a girl from behind, you spread her legs and you put your balls in her pussy and then fuck her in the ass. If you punch her in the back of the head right as you cum, it's called picking up the spare.
Guy 1: "Dude, Kay was actin' a fool last night so I gave her the old 7 10 split."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up the spare on that shit?"
Guy 1: "You know it, bro!"
by Gruntmaster 9k December 5, 2010
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7-10 split

ramming a bowling trophy into a womans vagina.

also: ramming it in analy is known as picking up the spare on a 7-10 split
i took first place in my bowling league. i'm gonna take my trophy home and give the old lady a 7-10 split to celebrate.
by jjackson74 September 27, 2012
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Lickiddy Split

Often heard as a term to mean "Hurry Up!" or "On the Double!" However, it's true meaning is quite different. It is actually an archaic term that means "Eat my Pussy" it was used to hide the intent of the females desires to her man as to prevent persecution by Puritan town leaders.
Fair Lady: Don't be away too long John, Lickiddy Split.
by Parson Pie Pounder July 25, 2008
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Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.
Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
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monkey split

Damn, that monkey split's tight!
by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009
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