Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.

"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)

by xoise October 9, 2007

Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022