spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...

by Squeed March 7, 2005

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

Rap Nigger Anus Spider

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

spiderman

When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.

Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.

by Phantom Shaver February 12, 2009

spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film

Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010