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knob sniff

A idiot who repeatedly sniffs knob, they also become addicted to the smell, a knob sniff is of the male sex.
The more extremists put the knob up their nose and sniffs till the cum fires up his nose.
jamie: yeah, shut up virgin
Chris: no being a knob sniff doesnt mean you loose your virginity, you've had more pricks than a second hand dart board
by tree cake January 10, 2008
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Snow White Sniff

The act of making a girl aroused by sniffing a bump of cocaine off of her nipple, then sucking it until it becomes hard.
Betty is up for the threesome after I gave her a Snow White sniff.
by walrus0115 March 12, 2011
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sniff n tickle

when a prostitute sniffs a line of coke off your boner, and then deep throats your penis, and tickles her nostrils on your pubic hair.
damn, i cant believe that hoe gave you the, "sniff n tickle" because you haven't washed yo shit in days.
by t town warriors May 25, 2009
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Ball Sniffer

One whome recieves preasure from sniffing beanbags; Activity frequented by dogs; The unfortunate side affect to the sixty-nine.
That Richard Simmons is a real Ball Sniffer.
by Jak Hammer September 6, 2007
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crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.
"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
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spiffy

An all purpose cleaner invented by Dr. Nick Rivera.
Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as ``Buck Henderson, Union Buster'' and ``Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory''

Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)

Troy: One of our best writers.

Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.

Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.

Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)

Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''
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sniffer wet-jet

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.
Last night when I was getting a sniffer wet-jet I almost drowned.
by madeNchina December 9, 2008
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