Special White

A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities

"I'm slavic, so I'm like....special white"

by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018

Turner Special

A Turner Special is the name given to someone who adds extra pieces of food to a standard meal which have no relevance or connection to the meal itself and which makes the portion size of the meal supersized!

A meal of fish, chips and peas

A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg

These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!

by threedeckstew June 15, 2009

special run

Anytime you go for a run, or do any physical activity under the influence of marijuana.

Hey man wanna go run?

Nahh man running's lame.

Not if we go for a "special" run!

What the hell is a special run?

It's when you go for a run stoned!

That's the worst idea i've ever heard...

by MiserylovesATL November 27, 2012

The Sandman Special

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.

My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

by Nifer722 May 19, 2023

shithouse special

a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.

I lost my bowl, so i had to go macgyver, and craft up a shithouse special!

by rychell February 22, 2008

Cambodian Special

When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.

Why does this rice taste salty?

Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!

by Cambodiaman September 12, 2018

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022