spam

1. unsolicited e-mail;
dangerous as may cause material and virtual distruction to your hardware and software, especially to complicated and delicate systems

2. garbage you don't want to get anymore

1. my computer seems to be out of balance again, it must be due to this spam I have received recently

2. eh, stop sending all that spam, it only makes it worse

by NoNamess September 25, 2006

Spam Javelin

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

spam

A slap administered to the centre of the forehead, pref. on the hairline with the index, middle and ring fingers from the tips to the second knuckles. The flat palm of the hand can also be used but is morely likely to provoke a fist-shaped retaliation. Action must be accompanied by the shouting of the word upon impact viz: "SPAM!!!"

Spammer approaches Spammee, and taps on shoulder. As the Spammee turns, the Spammer lunges, shouting "SPAM!" momentarily confusing and disorienting the victim, but more significantly, irritating them.

by DrTazzle (aka: Human Thesaurus) February 8, 2007

SPAM

1. Canned meat that expires 5 years after you get it, and is made up of the following: Cats, Fish, Penises, Nippletoast, and Chicken Shit.

2. Annoying messages that are either repeated multiple times on one page or sent to a number of people at once.

1. "So at the Christmas party last year, I won a can of spam, and chucked it at my friend Jordan while he was kissing his fat ass girlfriend and screamed 'SPAM!'"

2. The words of a music artist on Myspace "Okay you little faggot, quit sending me the same damn comment over and over, it's really fucking gay and I don't want to add you you cunt muffin"

by Brandon Burch November 12, 2006

Sex spam

A situation in which one member of some sort of instant-messaging chat repeatedly types and sends the word "sex" to other member. This is often used to interrupt a long speech or an opener for the beginning of an IM chat session. Sex spam is also a way to flash epeen, by seeing how fast you can send the word "sex" without copying and pasting the word.

Dude, my friend is so fast with his sex spam.

by Blurn October 9, 2008

spam

on forums spam should only be considered to apply to blatant spammers who blatantly try to sell shit or who post the same spam links over and over like some kind of fucking spam bot or spammer-troll!! see troll

I don't like spam,meh!

by fuckshit October 5, 2005

Spam

Alyssa's favorite word o_o
The yummiest food
Something i love to post on facebook
That is currently on my facebook wall <3

I SPAMMED U WITH LOVE
OH NO D:
:D
Alyssa: oot <3

by tirsaislife April 26, 2010