someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
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Get the social bastardrymug. When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.
by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009
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Get the Social weightliftingmug. The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
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Get the Social Fistancingmug. A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
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Get the Social Fartmug. by djamal1992 February 22, 2010
 Get the social washoutmug.
Get the social washoutmug. by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
 Get the social blobfishmug.
Get the social blobfishmug. The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
by Jasmay November 25, 2013
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