A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.
by dizzyvision September 29, 2022
Get the Slow Soapmug. When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soapmug. A negative effect when you drink bleach. Due to the chemistry of bleach (Sodium Hypochlorite), it comes in contact with the lining of the esophagus which strips and breaks down the soft tissue. The broken-down cells and tissue mixes with the bleach creating a crude and frothy soap in the stomach.
by Civil_Wrongz June 19, 2023
Get the Throat Soapmug.