smalling

A cuddling technique in which the larger participant of the cuddle wraps their legs around the smaller participants waist and their arms around their neck, essentially putting them in a headlock.
Smalling is real and comfortable.

"who wants to small right now? feeling lonely."
"i love smalling"
"got smalled last weekend -_-"

by sashatheslime May 15, 2025

Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025

smailing

To experience a video game by watching someone else play it, as opposed to playing it directly.

“damn I want to play Half-Life Alyx so much but I’ll never be able to afford a headset”
“have you considered just smailing it”

by Pomi108 November 18, 2025

Lane swapping

When driving, it is the practice of changing lanes simultaneously with the car directly in front of or behind yours in an adjacent lane.

You go left, I'll right. That's "lane swapping"!

by The Original Pervdog March 4, 2010

dream swapping

when someone is in your dream the same night that you are in theirs

Conor: you were in my dream lastnight
Amber: no way that is so weird you we in mine!!
Conor: It's not that weird..it's just dream swapping, it's a real thing look it up.

by toldyaso-_- January 12, 2011

UV Slapping

The kind of UV (texture) mapping created as an afterthought in a 3d model.

There was so much UV slapping on the Princess Diana model that when I rescaled her Peter Pan Collar she wound up with three eye brows.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013