stutter dick

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.

Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?

No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.

by 2ommy March 10, 2024

scutter buckett

A Person with low standards who will allow any man the opportunity to ejaculate into their mouth. Or allow someone to come down another's throat.

Most porno starts are scutter bucketts

by Stabie Stabie December 2, 2024

Stutter

Something that instantly invalidates your opinions

...yeah so t-t-t-thats my opin-

NOPE you had a stutter its invalid

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

sputter

when you poop and ejactulate at the same time, sputtering pants.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just sputtered, happens to everyone"

by rolling55 February 11, 2026

Scutters

a very bad case of diarrhea

« oh my god, Sam has scutters and it’s all up the wall! »

by Janet Wilson February 16, 2026

Scutters

a very bad case of diarrhea

« oh my god, Sam has scutters and it’s all up the wall! »

by Janet Wilson February 16, 2026

slutzer

"It's a term of derision from the Celtic, denoting someone who's unusually fond of animals."
Barney Miller S5 ep5 11:40-11:54
A derogatory term for farmers or zoos from old English (allegedly).

"I must have opened the content guidelines a dozen times while thinking of what to write for the word 'slutzer'."

"(I hope the TV show didn't make up the word slutzer, I can't find it anywhere else)"

by vintageshnapps February 11, 2025