Slippery Tiernan

A sex position whereby one party would analy penetrate his or her partner with a firearm. For satisfactory results, one should employ the use of a laser-gun.

Gwedmush. Slippery Tiernan.

by go ahead mush May 15, 2025

Slippery Frog

The male straddles the female which is the cue for her to release her eggs. She then catches and holds the eggs in her hind feet, and the male releases his sperm onto her back which slips down into the eggs. She then wiggles her legs to mix the two together.

"The wife and I tried the slippery frog last night and man I wish I'd bought rubber sheets first."

by Zeke057 May 22, 2025

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

Slippery Luke

When someone titty fucks another persons butt cheeks with or without lubricants.

I took someone home last night and they wanted me to do a Slippery Luke to them.

by Coyote Guapo October 22, 2025

Slippery Banjo

Male lays back flat on the bed. Female lays back flat on on top of the male but slightly off center🪕.Male wraps left hand around the/her neck. Males right hand plays the/her "strings" until there is sweet music coming from the instrument🎶

Last night I played my girl like slippery banjo.

by Gingerish December 18, 2025

the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

The Slippery Gac

A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.

Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010