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slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
Another variation of the common phrase "Dickhead" but a little more offensive to a Philly native... commonly used in Northeast Philadelphia, and Bucks County...
"Hey you know that boul Joey?"
"Yeah I know that boul, he a whole dickhead"
"Nawl dawg, he a SLICKHEAD ass nigga"
Slickhead by Slickhead January 10, 2015

Slickball 

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so that it makes less noise
John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine

Anti-Sice 

A very harsh but humorous insult used on that person who is ruining the overall vibe of a situation and everyone wants to leave.

Similar to The Anti-Christ, but it is The Anti-Sice.
Person 1: "Hey DUDES what's happenin' over yonder?!?!"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you are The Anti-Sice."
Anti-Sice by Frubens October 1, 2012

sliced bread 

the best thing since the printing press.
1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."
sliced bread by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

slick willy 

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.
That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.
slick willy by T.D. January 20, 2003