slayer5907

yeah ok legend who stands up to the admins that masturbate to friday night funkin porn, kills everyone on sight and speaks on all caps exuding humongous cock vibes

admin 1: "wow i just got killed by this guy and he's making fun of me in chat for dying even though im cheating with commands"
admin 2: "really?? give me his user I'm about to ban him"
admin 1: "slayer5907"
admin 2: "oh that guy again LOL"
admin 3: "lmao knew it"

by yeah ok fan June 20, 2021

Pullin' a Slater

To quit a job with exceptional finesse and style.

Mr. Smith, don't be pullin' a Slater on your way out. Dude I'm so pullin' a slater when I quit my job.

by Jack The Surfer August 10, 2010

Slater

His real name.

“What’s your real name?” “Slater”

by foreigner foreigner foreigner June 1, 2020

Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

paid slavery

Work you don't like doing. The job you have sux and even though you get paid for it, its not much. You have to listen to some asshole all day to tell you what to do, where you can be doing more productive activities like for example banging your head against a wall.

I gotta go, time to perform some paid slavery for 8 hours.

by househonda December 7, 2009

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Sayer

Welch in origin, referring to a carpenter.

Sayer is a strong man and awsome friend. If you know a guy named Sayer you will have more fun and outrageous times with him. Everyone wants to hang out with Sayer, he is the coolest friend and most amazing boyfriend/husband you could ever have! If you are luck enough to meet a Sayer you better be ready to laugh and have a great time! He will be your best friend for the rest of your life.

Guy: When will Sayer be here?
Friend: Soon I hope, we gotta get this party started!
Girl: I'm leaving if Sayer doesn't show.

by mel_ann February 3, 2010