"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."
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Get the Pussy skeet mug.1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.
2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
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Get the skeet slopes mug.1. when a person is amused when a dispute is resolved by one party being ballsy or baller enough to completely bitch out the other party.
2. when a person's action(s) is/are amusing and beneficial to the person performing, the person amused or both.
3.referring to an inanimate object that's expensive, baller, or just really cool.
2. when a person's action(s) is/are amusing and beneficial to the person performing, the person amused or both.
3.referring to an inanimate object that's expensive, baller, or just really cool.
1. Alex K: "Those guys from Alpha are so baller. They broke Phi's windows after the brawl at the party. The Phi's didn't do anything, what bitches.."
Alex R: "Haha Alpha is so skeet skeet"
2. Alex R: "It would've been a bitch to walk down to the house every time we had an event. Thank goodness Denali has a car to drive us all down every time."
Alex K: "Yeah dude, him having a car is so skeet skeet."
3. Alex K: "Did you see Hask's brand new car? That thing is so baller; it's expensive, looks hot, and smokes anything on the road."
Alex R: "Yeah dude I saw it today, that thing is so skeet skeet."
Alex R: "Haha Alpha is so skeet skeet"
2. Alex R: "It would've been a bitch to walk down to the house every time we had an event. Thank goodness Denali has a car to drive us all down every time."
Alex K: "Yeah dude, him having a car is so skeet skeet."
3. Alex K: "Did you see Hask's brand new car? That thing is so baller; it's expensive, looks hot, and smokes anything on the road."
Alex R: "Yeah dude I saw it today, that thing is so skeet skeet."
by A-Rizzlesmuggledrizzle December 14, 2008
Get the skeet skeet mug.A machine that skeets a person, a macine that causes a person to ejaculate. Why does a person need a skeet machine? the answer is simple: the averaage person spends $1000 a year in ho, or prostitute fees ($5000 in Navada and $10,000 in the city of Las Vegas), the purpose of the skeet machine is to eliminate these huge costs. The skeet machine costing only 250 dollars will pay for itself in only 3 months. How does it work?: Unlike the old skeet machines that used a high speed kneeding and vibrating action, the skeet machine 9000 sends mild electrical impulses to the brain, penis, and balls that work together to create over 100 Skeets Per Minute or (SPM) improving on the old skeet machines by 200% and improving on the ho by almost 1500%. How does it feel? Here are some testimonials: "it's...I mean yea- yea-, it's- oh yea" "I love it... I mean look I've been able to fill up three soda bottles just today" "I haven't left ma house in days I just sit in my house all day and all night skeeting, I lost ma job, I cant pay ma rent I being evicted tomarow- but I dont care- THANKS SKEET MACHINE" Great features: skeet hose so you can skeet all over yer bitch (though why would you need one), a skeet straw so you can drink yer skeet, and three extra large skeet collector bottles so you can "SAVE THE SKEET". Warranty: comes with a 10,000 skeet full refund waranty.
Oh no, I have to skeet but I dont have a ho or hands- But wait I have a skeet machine :).
Ho: these damn skeet machines are putting me out of biuseness.
Ho: these damn skeet machines are putting me out of biuseness.
by skeetastic April 23, 2006
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