Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 29, 2024

peace sign

your the only one for him

she put up a peace sign, that means she’s the only one for him

by yougetnoplay April 13, 2023

West side sign

West side sign shows someone likes you

Omg Chris put the west side sign up he definitely likes me

by Lola765 April 6, 2022

Road sign

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic

John has a road sign

by Kietanium March 12, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

sign

Someone that will say or do anything to keep from getting ignored, it doesn't matter what it is.

The sign says you are a stupid faggot clown that doesn't pay enough attention to black lives, extraterrestrial rights, or noisy idiots, and that all of these things matter more than what you were thinking about or paying attention to today.

by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021