Grandpa Shrimp 

A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.

"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."

Grandpa Shrimp by SmackAttack52 February 21, 2013

baby shrimp 

It means bs in a polite way

Examples: your partying is getting out of hand son, it's some real baby shrimp

baby shrimp by Queen Candy July 25, 2015

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention 

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017

Popcorn Shrimp Fart 

An action used to break the tension in a serious conversation. Usually occurring when one eats too much Popcorn Shrimp and uncontrollable gas follows.

"That Popcorn Shrimp Fart had perfect timing" or "The only thing that got me through Requiem for a Dream was that Popcorn Shrimp Fart" but mostly "Whenever I am in the same room with Kanye West I suffer from Popcorn Shrimp Farts" (PCSF for short).

Popcorn Shrimp Fart by American13eauty07 November 29, 2010

dumpster shrimp 

Tadpoles that live in filthy garbage water at the bottom of dumpsters usually located outside of restaurants. These lovable bottom dwellers are often disguised as their sea creature counterpart, the shrimp. These amphibians are commonly harvested by mexican restaurants and served in seafood enchiladas. Beware of the term, "fresh, never frozen".

Dude, that shrimp scampi is actually dumpster shrimp.

dumpster shrimp by clunt March 27, 2008

Derping Shrimp 

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

Derping Shrimp by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

minnesota shrimp pond by madmitch612 January 17, 2011