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spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
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Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.
Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.
by King Taint March 29, 2020
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Location Shifting Syndrome

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.
I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.
by miwsyed March 20, 2022
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sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.
by the mutant February 8, 2007
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Billie Sitting

The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).
Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.
by Dr. Sexy Will April 1, 2010
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Shittin me

Phrase letting somebody know they lying
"Mann, that ho there is fine man!" said the nigga in the blue shirt. " Shittin me! that ho ain't got no ass!"
by yUNG Sueve January 12, 2008
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