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Shitter

A person who lives with his mom's boyfriend and drinks all their beer. A person who has go to hookers cause they are socially ackward. A shitter is the cheapest type of person their is. They drive a girl truck and smoke crack with or fellow shitters. Shitter are users and useless even to do basic work. They are just the scum of the earth.
This shitter right here thinks it's ok to smoke crack and live at his mom's boyfriend's.
by Captainstinksack October 13, 2017
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what a shitter

A phrase used to express an extremely dissatisfying situation.
Friend 1: Dude, Vanessa wouldn't let me fuck last night
Friend 2: Oh man, what a shitter
by MistaDudeMan April 4, 2017
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shitter

n. (colloquialism, slang) toilet
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".
"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."

"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"
by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017
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Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .
That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go
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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.
"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".
by The Shanners August 22, 2016
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bucket shitter

A bucket shitter can be any person employed in the art of drywall or sheet rock. Specifically, the task of applying joint compound, or "mud", to the joints between sections. Usually used to refer to the old and typically French-Canadian or Hungarian professionals.
"That guy is a bucket shitter from way back!" "What a bucket shitter! Mudding those walls like a pro!" "Hey, bucket shitter, mind if I get in there to wire that receptacle?"
by Click4328 February 1, 2017
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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
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