numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

Twerk Shirt

The shirt that is worn to during the first twerk and from then on will be known as the twerk shirt.

Somebody Twerks out of the blue, the shirt that they wore is from then on the Twerk Shirt.

by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013

football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.

Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.

by JMC70 May 5, 2016

lill-shirin

Lill-shirin means little-cute, wich is a good deffenition. Lill-Shirin's often have dark hair and a big booty, she also can be very sexy and hot When she wants! She is not shy at all and are very easy to become friends with. She is really easy to fall in love with, but you'll never get her.

Guy 1: I really like that girl over there!
Guy 2: You'll never get her, she is a Lill-Shirin!

by TheCorrectDictionary March 3, 2017

asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017

Purple Shirt of Sex

The most famous shirt ever seen in the BBC series Sherlock

Person1: Look it's an Purple shirt!
Fan: *loud screaming* Its the Purple Shirt of Sex!!!

by Lionsie August 8, 2017

grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.

Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.

by lesiongang September 12, 2018